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romulusthread:

I CAN TBREATHE WTF IS THIS I JUST FOUND IT ON MY COMPUTER I DONT EVER REMEMBER MAKING It OMG

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epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

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dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

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Reblog if you want anonymous questions.

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lostandhufflepuff:

monocleenterprises:

"And that was how I found out."

#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE

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captain-mycaptain:

dirku:

nonomella:

that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left

that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left

EITHER WAY

IT’S JUST LIKE

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Make me choose between:

Song: ___________ or ___________

Band: ___________ or ___________

Actor: ___________ or ___________

Actress: ___________ or ___________

Singer: ___________ or ___________

Movie: ___________ or ___________

Book: ___________ or ___________

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floeette:

when the hairdresser cut off more than u said too

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noemail:

stereobone:

homovikings:

i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president

ohmygod could you imagine tho

“mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?”

“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”

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jojje94:

this is what i imagine sports is

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dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

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mr-tentpoles:

 

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samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

I’m quitting this website

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